President's Day

Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.

Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!

Student 1&2: *reminiscing*

by Confidante February 12, 2015

The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.

Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 4, 2005

Presidential Order of Succession

Under the 25th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America (1967), in the event that the President of the United States, for any reason, is unable to continue the Presidential duties, this is the order that is followed to determine whom will succeed to the Presidency. The most immediate official on the list will always be the next in line (unless that official, as well, is unable to continue his or her duties). An official, though his or her office may be part of the succession, will be passed over for the succession if he or she does not meet all of the requirements set forth by the United States Constitution. This list is also known as the Order of Presidential Succession. The order is:

Vice President of the United States
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President Pro-Tempore of the United States Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

The Presidential Order of Succession has never been utilized beyond the point of Vice President.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

Zombie President

The reanimated corpse of a dead president, brought back as a zombie, with hopes to re-claim the White House and rule the world again. Or eat it's brains.

Tricky Dick has one big trick left - Zombie Nixon is running to be the first Zombie President!

by Zombie Nixon November 6, 2006

President Bush

An Asshole, a liar, another puppet of the christian concervatives, a dumbass, a passive killer, clueless, nonchalant, megalomanic, or a dick.

1. President Bush lied to the nations, and has caused the needless deaths of thousands of innoccents, including the precious lives of our men and women in uniform.

2. Where are the weapons of mass destruction President Bush? What are we dying for?

by Brian Love May 16, 2006

Dead Presidents

United Stated currency used in our consumer based society to acquire goods, property or services from individual with special or technical skills.

You can also use the specific name the dead president printed on the currency that you need for that particular "product".

"Yo, hommie I'm stacking those dead presidents selling all those bags of marbles."

"I'm gonna be needin' cutty to come with (5 Benjamins) or (heavy dead presidents) for this right here."

by B-Slim...A.K.A. Matchstickman June 20, 2012