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Patrick Navin Thomas

A useless sack of shit who is utter garbage at everything he does and has a really nice neckbeard.
by Fucking weirdo April 14, 2017
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patrick

as a patrick walks past you relish in the presence of a god.
by morty smith June 14, 2018
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patrick vachon

The most sluttiest whore faggot. people often like to call it gay and it doesn't like that very much. but when u look at it the word faggot just appears. has the most largest vagina and the most biggest bobs you've ever seen. it only has 1 nipple tho and its kinda insecure so were not gonna talk about that... and anyways you would be so lucky to have this in ur life bc its thottyness makes you want to kill yourself every second your around it.
oh look at that patrick vachon being its usual gay faggot self
by grace padden October 10, 2018
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Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. The outstanding way how he puts up with everything and everyone needs to be more appreciated. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be happy.
" Patrick always saves my day"
" Without Patrick life would be less worth living "
" Patrick is a really outstanding guy"
by Doesen December 10, 2018
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Patrickism

A statement of unadulterated stupidity, often implying that the speaker is an incel or is struggling with a mental illness
Guy 1: I'm an alpha, loli-slaying god
Guy 2: That sounds like a Patrickism
by SueDeNym's pseudonym November 19, 2019
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patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.
by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019
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Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...
by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 1, 2020
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