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Sad beige mom

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A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.
Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids
Sad beige mom by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024
Word of the Day on December 21, 2025
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[Redacted] by 05 council April 17, 2019
Word of the Day on December 20, 2025
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Goon Cave 

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a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.
Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.
Goon Cave by real gooner September 19, 2023
Word of the Day on December 19, 2025
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IKEA Date 

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A IKEA Date is a type of date where you go to IKEA together and mess around. Maybe buy some stuff or grab some food if your there, just have a great time in IKEA.
Hey do you want to go on a IKEA Date?
IKEA Date by OGKeck October 22, 2019
Word of the Day on December 18, 2025
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himplants

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1) Solid silicone pectoral implants for men. 2) Penile implants.
Brad is so vain, he's had a nose job, Botox, liposuction, and those awesome pecs of his are just himplants.
himplants by snarkette April 23, 2003
Word of the Day on December 17, 2025
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Ball up top 

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“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
Ball up top by maximi September 14, 2024
Word of the Day on December 16, 2025
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