pogtato

The best potato to be alive

Has many fans throughout the town

Is the most popular non binary in the school

Ayup is pogtato here today

The whole cafeteria :"Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to pogtato happy birthday to you"

The straight girls outside "👀👄👀"

by pogtatoanddreamsmpislife April 25, 2021

pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Pontagles

The ratio of fat vs muscle on a fish determining weight. Muscle weighs more than fat.

My friend said my fish didn’t weight that much because it wasn’t fat. He obviously hasn’t fished for very long and doesn’t know about the pontagles rule.

“My fish was a lean mean fighting machine with huge pontagles!”

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Pootang Pie

Pootang Pie is that good, good piece of a pu$$y that you’ve been praying to hit for the longest time!

There goes Ashley. I’d love to hit her Pootang Pie!

by 1234+×÷= January 2, 2023

Yo Popa jokes

Pretty much the opposite of Yo Momma jokes.

No one uses these jokes because they would suck. They can't even be called to be honest.

Guy 1: Yo popa's so smart he made Bill Gates cry!

Guy 2: Come on man, no one uses yo popa jokes...

by Shenaniganguy September 7, 2016

Poptarting

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptard

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

"Stop talking like a poopentart, BGIE!"

by Peej Maybe August 20, 2003