poopsicle

Put a stick up your butt, poop on it, has to be solid. Then take it out and enjoy your day with an ice poopsicle

Chloe: You want a poopsicle
John: Yes please
Chloe: (proceeds to form poopsicle) Here you go
John: Thank you

by Urban Bone Master May 15, 2019

Canadian Poopsicle

This is preformed by taking a shit in a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo.

Man, I have to take a shit. Man.2, WAIT! wanna make a Canadian Poopsicle? Man, sure.

by wolfkiller1351 December 1, 2020

Porpsicle

A snack made of eggs and bacon. It smells like its been dead. Those who eat it also remark that it smiles back.

"Dude did you eat that junj porpsicle?"
"Dude course, it smiled back as I scarfed it down."
"Ah-hur."

by Gorgeous George(s) October 2, 2008

Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013

popsicle dick

Popsicle Dick or PD refers to a gentleman who runs in scantily clad shorts in frigid conditions for an extended period of time which consequences in frozen (usually reddened) genitals and incurring penile stinging and swelling.

Had to cut the run short. Got about 30 minutes in and ended up with a bad case of popsicle dick. Going over to Shirleys now so she can thaw me out.

by Jack Savages Balls January 15, 2014

popsicle sandwich

when three or even four men fuck the same girl, in the same hole, at the same time.

Jimbo: yo' you hear about Sarah?
Bobert: no, what happened?

Jimbo: Johnny, Luke, and Harry all gave her a popsicle sandwich last night!

by Ding Dong FAt CoCk September 12, 2017

popsicle massage

So this is how we got baby... a full body massage

What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?

by hascallrascal October 4, 2017