Poopindering

The act of pooping while using tinder.

This morning, I woke up to an upset stomach and ran into the bathroom for good session of poopindering.

by Liquidwad May 22, 2014

poopie cramps

When you have to poop so bad you have cramps

Or when you have food poisoning you get the "poopie cramps"

I had to poop so bad I had cramps.

You had the poopie cramps

by Inventerofpoopiecramps September 5, 2016

poopblanket

Poop blankets are when one tries to go to sleep before taking a shit. Once they end up falling asleep they shit themselves, in bed. Therefore they use their poop blanket.

" I forgot to take a shit, now I have a poopblanket. "

by WickedAlien5629 April 12, 2018

Poopaleak

Often referred to as a penis but also used to describe anything Harry

Shoot! My Poopaleak hurts again!

by Iamapoopaleak September 22, 2018

Poopie juice

A rag that has been soaked in Pepsi and looks like someone has used it to clean up excrement

*throws poopy rag at someone* Poopie juice.

by The Rooster man February 20, 2019

Poopie Tongue

Poopie Tongue, Poopie Tongued is term used for when you visually see that someone has finished a session of eating ass
Can also be used as an action word (Ex. 1)
Can be used as a verb or describing verb (Ex. 3)

Man: Dude, you see that girl getting out of the theater? You think she Poopie Tongues?
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Man: I wanna Poopie Tongue her so badly bro
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Man: She looks all Poopie Tongued out, I'll let her be

by Shwubblz, the Dictionary man June 15, 2019

poopie

gang word for “let’s kill those hoes”

julianne: lets go poopie

by crackfairychristina June 21, 2019