fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

shame posting

On Social Media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc) If you do not type "Amen," retweet or the like, or if you scroll past or ignore then you are aligned against the post, tweet etc.

Type "Amen" if you love Jesus. Scroll past if you do not. Retweet if you think child molesters should be castrated, lobotomized. Ignore if you think they should be allowed to rape kids. This is Shame posting.

by Kalamazoot June 14, 2016

Cunt Punting

The Female Equivalent of Cock Blocking except in a lesbian or same sex female relationship.

Person 1: God last night my dog was cunt punting me and my girlfriend
Person 2: Ah so you couldn't screw huh.

by supergayegg April 19, 2018

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Ghost Posting

An instance in which someone starts a board on a forum, only to wander off to another board. Upon returning, they find posts from people who got tired of waiting for a reply and have wandered off to another board. They get tired of waiting and wander off to another board, and the cycle repeats itself.

1:00 K:I'm Bored...
<No Response>
1:30 J:I'll talk to you.
<No Response>
1:32 J:Are you there?
<No Response>
1:36 J:Hello?
<No Response>
1:42 K:Sorry, Hi.
<No Response>

by Sean Rose September 23, 2004

Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012

Irony posting

Posting something that is ironic to the discussion at hand, or may not even be related at all, dragging the discussion off-topic.

Irony posting does not have to be intelligent, humorous, or on-topic. It can be another way of getting up your post count like a true douche bag. Irony posting is also a way to anger people and may be considered trolling. (Especially to those with an elitist sense of humor.)

Forum poster 1: "Nyoro~n"

Forum poster 2: "What the fuck?"

Forum poster 3: "He's just irony posting. He'll probably get banned soon."

by Encluno April 24, 2010