couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011

poacher

An elephant-killing bastard, ultimately brought to a bloody end by Dan the Nazi.

Dan the Nazi killed a poacher in our third comic strip about ourselves.

by Erik the Teary March 25, 2004

peachy

totally fruity :D stonking! awesoming! greats~

finding nemo was peachy (:

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

pouchy

The pocket on the front of a hooded sweatshirt, similar to that of a kangaroo pouch; widely used in the Pacific NW, origins unknown

Dude, don't take my cell phone out of my pouchy.

by HeatherB January 25, 2007

pachyderm knuckle

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe

her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.

by hanoverfist October 20, 2009

poach

to borrow with no intent of returning usually a small insignificatn item such as a cig or small coin

can I poach a smoke?

by catchingsmoke May 20, 2010

peachy ring

a stretched butthole

after I finished with that girl she had a peachy ring

by lizzyp February 25, 2014