Mrs. Puff

A teacher who can stand the dumbest kids ever. Can also be used as a verb (as in "pulling a Mrs.Puff)

"Dude, she pulled a Mrs. Puff when Jimbo asked a question she just answered."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015

Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

fluffy puff marshmallows

They're fluffity, they're puffity. One two three four five.

Fluffy puff marhsmallows make breakfast shiver with flavor.

by Marshie March 29, 2003

jiggly puff

to write on someone who is sleeping.

"i jiggly puffed him because his stupid ass passed out with his shoes on."

by nikki fritz March 2, 2008

powder puff

Football played by a bunch of drunk, hot high school girls on school nights. Being drunk their clothes get ripped off and they don't care, they just continue to play.

Man I love powderpuff. That chick got all her clothes except for her thong ripped off. What a way to spend a Tuesday night.

by the elect April 12, 2005