ass plower

An individual who surpasses the title of Asshole or even Gaping Asshole. They are pretty much just an incredible douche.

Cool kid 1: You know that kid, Brad Honn?
Cool kid 2: Pft, yeah. He's a total ass plower.

by benandthesounds July 20, 2010

plodge

Something sticky, a glutinous excretion of the sort you sometimes put your hand in and wonder what is. Similar to milge but thicker, stickier, gloopier and less identifiable.

Oh my God, there's some sort of plodge down th front of my shirt

by evil hippy June 13, 2004

Plodders

To make people become hobos or to not know long words and act far thicker than you actually are. To look pretty with curly hair yet also with straight

I can't believe she just ploddersed Rosie :O

by kiwishe1 June 12, 2011

Plude

Someone who is interested in computers, science, and nothing else. One to who'm the concept of friends and relationships are non existant. A plude might also have the random urge to talk very loudly, spit apalling amounts of saliva on the talk-ee. Pludes are very well known to profoundly use the words "Fuck", and "Dammnt". Pludes are generaly the grade assholes who rats out on other classmates, therefore making them very well hated.

Plude: Dammnt! My Fucking laptop got another virus. It Was Your fault.

Cool Person: No, god hates you, thats why you got a virus.

God: hahahahaha

by John Fillip March 30, 2007

plude

I am The Attack Kazbuski. The spelling of my name may vary from region to region. However, that's not why I'm here. I was sent to tell you all the Tale of Plude. Plude was a righteous dude (righteous meaning he was the embodiment of the 'ch' sound in the word), and he was the height of ridiculosity. I could not fathom the ridiculosity to that degree, so I had to become even more ridiculous to battle him. Then I transformed his 'dude-hood' into 'plude-hood,' making everything he was, did, said, or thought, into the realm of plude. It's difficult because you can't learn the Plude-ship, you only know it. And most who practice it only know it for face value. See the example to gain some, but not a sufficient, idea of The Plude.

Shmy name tis Trike. Ply plike to plo to pleep in the pliddle of shla play. Shly shlink PlI'm plotally schlweet. PLATEVER PLUDES!

by Kazbuski, The Attack : Found On the highest mountain where the Whitmerian Mane flutters Righteously February 3, 2004

plude

Plude was the invention of "The Attack Kazbuski" (not sure about the spelling) who decided one day that the first letters of almost every word in a sentence should be replaced with "pl." And frankly it is just awesome.

Platever Pluuuuuude.

by Merinauth February 2, 2004

Plodette

(UK) A nickname for a female police officer. Comes from the word 'plod' which came from Noddy as a nickname for policemen.

That plodette beat me over the head with a baton and arrested me. :(

by Yayayayay whatever December 31, 2010