i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

a cry for help

" i plaster my ass on the wall for attention"

" yo bro thats from 4 morant by doja cat that bitch needs help"

by desperate diahrhea pls help August 16, 2022

planter

A collision in which the full force of the impact is taken by one's face.
An action that results in a face plant.

"Mop up that barf before someone slips and takes a planter!"

by leonAzul May 2, 2008

pu pu platteur

The french way of saying poo poo platter,

*A platter of poo poo or Un plateau de poo poo

"bonjour passage de type au-dessus du pu pu platteur, sil vous plais"

by Sam Anderson June 13, 2006

Pitter patter

The sound of a fart that ricochets off the ass skin.

Her farts pitter patter.

by Jenn-ah August 4, 2006

plater

a retard; one who usually is suckish at gaming.

Dude! That guy is such a plater at WoW

by xKaZx April 28, 2008

corn-plaster

When a women shits on mans dick while he masturbates.

That hoe gave me the corn-plaster.

by Chris Roy October 9, 2007

the chuck plaster nugget touch disaster

When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.

Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007