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phoneship

a relationship that has not gone past the phone conversation level.
We have to get out of this phoneship and really date.
by mp3651 March 1, 2010
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Phoned Out

To be zoned out, caused by using your cell phone.
My friend was driving me to work yesterday and got phoned out at a stop light, we sat there for 10 seconds after it changed to green before he snapped out of it.
by Nickropolis December 12, 2009
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PhDness

The act of working on, or relating to, one's Ph.D.

Primarily used by postgraduate students in an attempt to refer to the overwhelming amount of work they have to do in a lighthearted, and positive manner -- despite the realistic stress, pressure, and guilt that are ever-present during doctoral study.
"I can't go out tonight, I have PhDness to catch up on."

Q: "Hey, what have you been up to lately?"
A: "Just PhDness."
by xy&...z February 3, 2010
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phone nipple

that small round trackball on your phone that you can rotate to do stuff on its screen. usually located on blackberries, android phones etc...
Mike: how do i see more of your todo list on your phone.
Tony: just use the phone nipple to scroll.
by aperritano June 5, 2010
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phone slide

When a man slides, or hands his phone to a woman, with the create new contact screen already visible, while not saying anything as a means to procure her phone number.

It is effective because it eliminates actually having to ask for a woman's phone number. This makes the situation less awkward, while requiring less confidence to pull off.
Tom: How did u get Stacy's number, she is hot?!?!
Josh: I used the phone slide, it never fails.

The phone slide works 95% of the time everytime
by joshhathcock April 7, 2011
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Phone Tourettes

When your phone decides to take on a personality of its own, and starts changing words around to different irrelevent words. Consequently, these sentences never make any sense.
Before:
"Hey, Whatcha up to meng?"

After:
"Hey Whatchamacallit up to menagerie?"
Phone tourettes
by SamsungGalaxySuck2 September 20, 2011
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phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014
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