ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 29, 2018

phone scammers

annoying Indians who call you when doing something important saying you have a virus in there computer, when there just trying to hack you.

God knows why they get paid for calling people and saying shit into a telephone
90% of a time when you call them a Indian scammer or some other shit, they will either hang up or call you a prostitute.

phone scammers are such dicks

by Stouz August 30, 2018

Phone-mo

Similar to the term "fomo" as in fear of missing out, but in the context of feeling left out when looking st social media on ones cellular divice

God damn I have such bad phone-mo right now I wish I was at that party right now that everyone is posting pictures of on Instagram

by Etravels June 20, 2018

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

hellular phone

a PHONE that
*never STOps ringing
*DROPS CALLS constantly
*IS OUTDATED
*IS FLOODED WIth calls from UR GF/BF, EX, OR mom, OR (IF UR IN TROUBLE) the cops

wHO JUST CALLED U 8 TIMES?....UH...IT WAS MY MOM SHE finally JUST SENT A TXT THAT SAID WE'RE HAVING macaroni FOR DINNER AND she said dont talk 2 strangers
i have i hellular phone!!!

by XxXnotsoemoXxX April 9, 2008

Phone Sucker

Someone who doesn't return calls after saying they will and/or doesn't answer the phone when you know they are able to.

The verbs for this act is "Phone Suck" and "phone sucking".

I haven't been able to give Dona the directions because she won't answer the phone. She is such a phone sucker!

Teresa has been phone sucking for months. Does anybody know if she's still alive?

by buggerritt August 22, 2012

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011