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a political nerd - a politician that is as out of his or her element on a topic as badly as a nerd is in a social situation. Indications of "perdiness' are trying to support her or his position with twisted logic, illogical science, or an anecdote to distort the truth.
Marsha Blackburn, the Vice Chairman of the Energy and Commerce Committee, tried to deny global climate change by quoting the increase in carbon dioxide in parts per million numbers and calling it a slight increase when it actually represents a 25 percent increase. What a perd!
by UpNDown February 22, 2014
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pendulum

The best DJ ever who released the best album ever "hold your colour"
laura loves pendulum because they are better than all the rock bands in the world put together
by Dan.c July 16, 2006
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Pendulum

A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"

For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.

For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....
Oh, I'm a pendulum ;P.
by Wolfwind36 October 21, 2010
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percussion

Usually considered as the people in the band who can't play an instrument or read music. This group is the one that in the definition (band) usually loses their virginity first if they aren't a slob.
Band Kid 1: Who are those people in the back and why are they hitting stuff?
Band Kid 2: The percussion! I just know that without them you suck because you can't stay together with the band.

Band Kid 1: Oh No
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!
by Yomamasmamaishere December 31, 2011
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perdunkle

Very large swinging pannus. Large apron on a fat person that hangs over the genitals.
How can you have sex with her when her perdunkle hangs so far over her pussy?
by zootie January 15, 2008
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perdue

a type of chicken that most likely genetically modifies their chicken or they give them steriods
Damn that Perdue Chicken has so much cartilage
by lollerskatermaster March 14, 2015
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pendulum

a drum and bass trio.

whilst they do have some good songs, they are primarily a group that emos like putting on their phones to pretend that they like drum and bass, when what they actually mean is that they like a couple of pendulum songs and pretending to be ravers

the half decent mainstream songs that pendulum have released are being constantly overplayed on every form of public transport you sit on, until the opening bar of 'blood sugar' is enough to send you into a fit of rage that makes you want to take the phone off the stupid emo in front of you and ram it down their throat. but you don't, because you're not a half-adjusted social misfit like they are.

it's a shame, because pendulum do have some good songs, but their chart success has turned them into one of the most annoying bands ever. as soon as someone mentions 'pendulum' your first though will either be 'ooh they are kewl' or 'if this person starts saying how great tarantula is i'm going to batter them'
social misfit: lolz i like mega luvs pendulum, cos i am so into drum and bass, you know, its like im such a raver

someone normal: what pendulum do you like?

social misfit: tarnatula, that song is so wickid

someone normal: so what you mean is you like tarantula?

social misfit: no, i mean im like a drum and bass maniac, and id like totally do loads of drugs if i could. pendulum are like, sooo hardcore you know

someone normal: no they're not

social misfit: oh wat do you know, you r not an expert on this sort of music like i am

someone normal: actually im a dj

social misfit: no your not all my friends are rave djs nd they look nuthink like you you blagger
by the big p dawg February 26, 2008
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