Penis

That hose inbetween your legs.

Men have a penis.

by Fiero The Hedgehog September 21, 2010

Penis

a large walking stick.

When I hike I use a penis.

by Robard July 13, 2007

Penis

A device men use for direction in life. However, it's not always smart to let your little head think for your big head but how are you supposed to know which one's your big head anyways?

Dude 1: "Man I don't know what to do. My penis wants me to stay out but I know I shouldn't
Dude 2: "I'd follow my penis if I was you. It always points north."

by 5678901234 December 6, 2009

Penis

the main organ used to screw someones or somethings asshole , vagina , ear, etc.

dam it felt good when I stuck my penis in that elfs asshole

by Robert July 28, 2003

Penis

1. A mans dick.
2. Wang

1. Tony stuck his 18 inch penis into my tit last night!

by seeme April 13, 2006

Penis

Verb. To bang, screw, get jiggy with.

"I really wanted to penis this girl, but turns out she's a freshman."

by dragonsteak May 21, 2009

Penis

some thing that has a mind of its own

My penis has a mind of its own

by Harry dick August 20, 2003