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January 6 Pardon

The right-wing fringe theory that the sooner the Insurrectionist-in-Chief is reinstated as president, who lost a “stolen” 2020 election, the better it will be for the hundreds of presently imprisoned or GPS-tracked-and-monitored “American Patriots,” who have faith that a presidential pardon would exonerate them from their violent attack on the Capitol.
Which is more likely: a January 6 pardon, or the names of the 45th US President and his morally bankrupt GOP lawmakers-supporters in the Book of Life?
by MathPlus July 9, 2021
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Payton

a fucking duece bag who doesnt know the difference between bitch and titch. hes a fucking queer who likes to spoon and make out with his man friends and brother. he is a selfish rude hypocritical bastard, who enjoys fucking (male and female) smoking weed, and drinking. he usually misses days of school to bone his brother. which explains alot. he is a bad kisser and has horrible teeth.
wow i would hate to be a payton.
wow youre such a payton.
by i love payton January 15, 2008
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A girl who wrote a book about her sexual encounters with Bradley
Wow did you read Payton.
by Human101101 March 7, 2017
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Payton

by FrenchThaGod May 18, 2018
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Payton

An absolute loser. Sits around on her computer everyday and has a crippling addiction to cats and everything related to them. Her parents don't love her because she racks up the WiFi bill by staying on omegle or Minecraft all day. Shes usually lonely and depressed but has a few close friends. And she probably hates you. Sorry.
Person 1: "Why does that girl wear only black all the time?"
Person 2: "Because she's Payton"
by HEEHEE69420 November 25, 2019
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Pardon

-A word for socially awkward boys
-for unconsious using
Gay Top - Strip
Gay Bottom - *Pardon?*
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pardon my French

Je n'ai pas francais. Pardon my french.
by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003
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