Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

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Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks

Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce

by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020

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Patrick

Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!

Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...

by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020

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Patrick

Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.

He has a fat cock

Person 1: Who’s that cute chico
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick

by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019

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