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Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013
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Bella Parrot

She’s crazy, funny, and weird at times but she’s fun to be around. PERFECT BODY! pulls all the guys and us one of the best cheerleaders
“Who’s that’s blonde girl?”

Oh that’s Bella Parrot- everyone at ulms
by Ulms names July 18, 2022
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Parrot Banter

When two people, typically good friends or relatives, get into an argument not for the sake of getting their point across, but to hear themselves talk.

The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.
Person 1: What are those two talking about?

Person 2: I don't know, parrot banter I guess.
by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020
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Rusty Parrot

The act of giving someone a rimjob while listening to Margaritaville.
After the Buffet concert, Tammy and I went back to the motel where we took turns giving the rusty parrot.
by LobsterSausage June 8, 2018
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Parrot lady

The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.
Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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annoying parrot

Parrot: KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME, PRETTY BOY! PRETTY BOY! KISS ME! KISS ME! CAWCAW!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING PARROT
Parrot: PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP BITCH
by Annoying Orange101 November 22, 2016
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Parrot

Males who say all the right things to females make them believe this relationship means the world to them... then one day they fly away, bop out , vanish
B: what's wrong L
L: I didn't know tobi was a parrot
by SBBB01 November 13, 2017
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