john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 27, 2018

parker anne

An amazing wonderful girl, with great humor. The best most wonderful girl you will meet. She is pretty and will be the greatest girlfriend ever. She is loving and caring.

Wow, Parker Anne is my girlfriend. I can’t belive it!!!

by Yup.com January 08, 2018

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey March 31, 2011

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 03, 2017

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023

Robert Parker

An incredibly salty person, who shares views with Bernie Sanders, ANTIFA, and unexpectedly ICE. An individual believes in every gender but also believes in building a wall. A truly odd specimen indeed. Also refereed to as the Oral Sex Demon.

You see that guy? Yeah, hes a real Robert Parker. I cant believe that guy.

by ClandestineOps August 08, 2019

retarded parker

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site

Damn he must be a retarded parker

by Robertisbetterthanparker September 07, 2017