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amanda fucking palmer 

An extremely alcoholic drink cocktail consisting of a mix of lemonade, iced tea, and moonshine, in such proportions that when set to an open flame, the drink combusts. Best paired with Trout Heart.
"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*

"Holy shit. Gimme."

Arnold Palmer

Originating from Chico CA. A Gravity bong made from a gallon bottle of Arizonas Tea Arnold Palmer.
(Caugh, Caugh) Dude! (Caugh Caugh Caugh)That Arnold Palmer almost made me throw up.

Arnold Palmer

A bisexual person; some one who's half attracted to men, half attracted to women, just like the drink is half lemonade, half tea.
Person 1: Are you gay?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm an Arnold Palmer. I'm attracted to both sexes.
Arnold Palmer by seanvad September 17, 2016

The Palmer Gross

"To pull a palmer" is to be the biggest mooch you possibly can all the time
"that ass pulled the palmer gross brought 15 dollars to beach week and mooched off of corey and chris the whole fucking time"
The Palmer Gross by CDNoodles June 14, 2008

Van Palmer 

Ellen Degeneres twin. skinny bitch. loves to draw dicks on everything(; look like a penis
Van Palmer looks exactly like Ellen!
Van Palmer by Christianrodriguez September 30, 2016

kyle palmer

Kyle palmer is a very hot guy!! Any girl would be lucky to get him. At first he's kinda quiet until you get to know him! He has the warmest hugs to!! He makes your heart melt when he looks at you and smiles! He looks for girls with long hair. He loves the idea of long hair and ohh my god the eyes!! Blue!! That's how you get a Kyle palmer! If you get this man you better not let him go!
Me: I think I have a crush on this kid
Her: who who who?
Me: Kyle

Her: ahh, everyone wants a Kyle palmer
kyle palmer by Trisha Pirted January 30, 2017