Toilet paper seeds

Little balls of toilet paper stuck to pubic hair

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds

by Neonnight July 7, 2018

caher paher

A Pittsburgh phrase popularized by youtube star Pittsburgh Dad which is a reference to the intensity on the sidelines of the Steelers under head coach Bill Cowher.

Mike Tomlin isn’t doing enough to fire up the defense. I sure wish we could bring back some of that caher paher from the 1990’s

by Aroyalewithcheese November 21, 2018

page 511

A terrifying page from City of lost souls (Cassandra Clare's Series The mortal instruments) It's often ripped out of the book and burned or otherwise destroyed. Most fans deny its existence.

Don't even mention it, it's awfulness in person

"Omg last night I cried when I read page 511"
"What page? There isn't a page 511 in city of lost souls, what do you mean?"

by ZaraFey May 28, 2016

writing a paper

shit i really don't want to do.

I'd rather snort wasabi then be writing a paper.

by MrPeepers00 April 29, 2008

page 3

Glamour pornography of a topless woman found on page 3 of a British tabloid

I want to fuck a page 3 girl.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Fitness Gram Pacer test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Dude 1: The Fitness gram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start."
Dude 2: "Go commit die."

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) am sngl October 8, 2018

Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.

Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"

by fcsuper April 12, 2007