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man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
by clarendonnights April 8, 2009
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Neuman Paddle

A vicious device that makes even the strongest nursing student tremble in fear. This paddle is given every semester to nursing students that involves grinding, tearing, mashing, and ripping the nursing students rectum. The paddle consists of many small serrated edged spikes with several larger spikes more towards the center. These spikes are poison tipped and will cause extreme inflammation and pain for several days to several weeks. In addition to these spikes, in the center of the paddle, there is a large dildo 18 inches long and 3 inches wide. This dildo spins out 90 degrees in a circular motion upon penetration when making contact with the inside of the rectum. The dildo also has box jellyfish tentacles on the head of the dildo that add to insult and injury. Prospecting nursing students may obtain severe psychological disturbances after receiving a neuman in nursing school.
The nursing student was assigned the neuman paddle and went to see a therapist and started taking medications shortly after.
by Betty's Victims April 14, 2010
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The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion
The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob
by Birchum August 23, 2012
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general beaver paddle

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.
by crazycowgirl May 20, 2005
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up shit creek with no paddle

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle
by tinab November 22, 2013
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Mr. Paddock

A science teacher that hates everything and can’t teach for the life of him. Nothing he says makes sense. Students often get really creepy vibes from him.
Person #1: who’s your science teacher?
Person #2: Mr. Paddock.
Person #1: good luck, I nearly failed that class because of him
by Spooky.scary.skeletons October 19, 2019
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puff paddy

a name for a ginger irish man who thinks hes gangster
guy1:look puff paddys coming

guy2(whos ginger and thinks hes gangster)brap brap my homeboyz
by rolph December 14, 2008
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