Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.
He has a fat cock
He has a fat cock
by Ol’lilfag_02 January 20, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick operates with quasi supernatural ability. He is sweet, extremely fly, and overly generous for only those who care about him. Many outsiders wait patiently for the right time to befriend him. He’s a man of knowledge, wisdom, and determination. He picks only the battles of highest meaning to him and analyzes the impact on change before engaging. He could defuse a month long city riot with just his voice but could cause a historical movement of a lifetime in contrast. Only the smartest girls fall for him, and the sharpest of that group stay long term. He has it all.
Guess who talked that Suicidal Man off the George Washington Bridge? It was that guy Patrick we heard about the other day. Wow, Patrick is like Dr. Martin Luther King!
by Benfranklin1776 March 23, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Eric shon March 24, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. A DUMBASSS who is obsessed with anime and big weeb yes.
Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*
Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*
by TrangleCult May 31, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Osama is sus November 21, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. 