The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.
Pre-Procrastination:
Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."
Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."
by Andy and Sandy April 18, 2012
The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.
Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.
Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.
Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.
by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013
what your NOT doing right now!
by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 04, 2004
by Jbodnar13 February 17, 2011
The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.
When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.
by dddisaster November 29, 2016