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It’s plagues birthday

April 22 is Plagues birthday
by _JDawg_ April 21, 2022
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Haunters plague

Is the feeling of having the flu, strep throat, and laryngitis while feeling completely fatigued with every joint and every muscle aching. You also may feel like you're recovering from hypothermia from spending hours in cold.
I have haunters plague from scaring people in a haunted house.
by Batsandghosts October 3, 2022
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Plague

A deadly illness spreading in the dark age. Usually it spread through anal sex between a cisgender man and a cisgender woman on her period
by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022
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Plague

Plague or “The Plague” is sometimes used in referencing Covid-19
Did you hear that Alex has the plague now?

I might have the plague.
by SlavLemon May 18, 2022
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Plague dog

Anti-mask, anti-vaccine person spreading misinformation and viruses.
Plague dogs were out in force opposing the latest mask mandate.
by The Masked Masker December 10, 2021
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Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons
joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"
by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022
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bluebonic plague

A mind virus spread primarily by invertebrates from legacy media, rodents from the house of congress and white house, and bugs in social media platforms. Highly contagious, symptoms include acting irrationally, repeating whatever you're told, and restricting the rights of anyone you disagree with. Doing your own research, exercising your mind and plain old facts are effective prophylactics. Though the infected insist upon needing a vaccine, in reality the only known cure once infected is a dose of red pills.
After suffering miserably for years of the bluebonic plague, Karen stopped watching the msm, started hanging around with meme artists, and miraculously was cured of the bluebonic plague.
by sewingseeds September 27, 2021
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