Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem!

Cash free motors at cash free prices.

Cheers fatty!

by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003

pet rock

An accountant who likes men

The Pet Rock likes Fabio. No, he reeeeeally likes Fabio.

by josh green January 6, 2005

pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.

by Nick Amato October 24, 2005

pet example

One singular instance of something that people use in an attempt at an open-and-shut case (similar to anecdotal fallacy).

A: Jeanne Calment, the oldest person to ever live, smoked cigarettes regularly; therefore, smoking isn't bad for you.
B: Well shit, your pet example totally debunks the fact that 480,000 people die from smoking every year in the U.S. alone.

by AbnormalJay August 24, 2020

Pet sim x player

when you're an asshole and decide to play roblox's "pet sim X' instead of hang out with the bros, what a dumbass little shit

"have you seen micheal?, he's such a pet sim x player.

by Uncle_Jerry September 23, 2022

pet owner

People who own pets (not including farming and herding) like to believe, that they have empathy, but in reality it's arrogance and egotism - they just enjoy the control it provides them via the natural power difference.

Aww such a cute kitty and doggo I would love to force breed 471million of dogs and 373million of cats and force them to live on my terms at my place for no other reason but my mental pleasure, satisfaction and maybe a weapon against other people, I'm such a nice and empathetic pet owner.

by veinsofgold January 28, 2021

Pet your dog nose

To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'

"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"

Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple

by Ellisniss MGP January 12, 2011