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Self-partnered

Word coined by Emma Watson. Used as a version of single that refers to when you’re empowered and in a good place on your own.
“I am 30, I live alone, I have a great job, and unmarried: I am SELF-PARTNERED”
by buzzyfish November 5, 2019
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Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.
Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’
by Butty101 November 23, 2011
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parkner

The ship name between MCU characters, Peter Parker (Spider-man) and Harley Keener (Iron Man 3)
Person 1: What’s your favorite MCU ship?
Person 2: Parkner!
by stupid_twix January 21, 2021
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Domesticated Partnership

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership
by MEGB11 March 29, 2011
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Giuliani Partners

Oh them? They're Giuliani Partners. It was love at first sight at their great grandmother's funeral.
by Tremaparagon June 3, 2018
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Self-Partnered

Society dictates that being single means you just haven't met the right person, therefore:

Single implies you are looking for a relationship.

Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.
Man: "Do you have a partner?"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"
by Whiskey&Donuts November 9, 2019
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Self-partnered

I am 30 and self-partnered
by Shwim November 8, 2019
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