orgasmeister

The orgasmeister, also known as the chosen one, is the only one who can make your girl cum faster than Bill Cosby did while watching the audition tapes for sesame street. Essentially, an extremely sexy male can call himself "the orgasmeister".

Person 1: "Bro, Gracie totally creamed herself when she saw how long my tongue is."

Person 2: "Bro shut the fuck up."
Person 1: "Hey don't take it personally, this is why they call me the Orgasmeister."

by TheOrgasmeister March 16, 2021

gustatorial orgasm

food that is just that good!
gustatory means concerned with tasting or the sense of taste

This chocolate cake is so good, I'm having a gustatorial orgasm!

by spirit of Aunt Libby May 2, 2010

Educational Orgasm

That feeling of intense pleasure and satisfaction in finally understanding a concept taught to you at school that has left you mindfucked for a considerable period of time. On average, nerds are known to have more frequent and intense educational orgasms, and often it is these orgasms that drive them towards pursuing academic success. Regular highschool dumbfucks may never experience an educational orgasms, as they would typically consider sex with other people preferable to sex with a textbook.

Joey, NERD: WOW, I'm really getting the hang of these trigonometry questions, I am totally having an educational orgasm right now!
Will, REGULAR GUY: Calm down and get laid dude.

by warosaro May 18, 2014

Skin Orgasm

sensation of chills or tingling is felt on the skin of the lower back, shoulders, neck, and/or arms. The sensation of chills is sometimes experienced as a series of 'waves' moving up the back in rapid succession and commonly described as "shivers up the spine".

Dude one: do you get skin orgasms?
Dude two: what's a skin orgasm
Dude one: bruh

by uncalledfordoggo September 18, 2020

Triangular Orgasm

When a narcissist masturbates in the center of a triangle made out of three mirrors so that they can see every angle of themselves.

“We don’t kinkshame, but I heard that pythagoras was into triangular orgasms”

by Gordon Gable March 14, 2022

taste bud orgasm

When a dish or snack is so amazing your taste buds feel the sensation of a complete orgasm repeatedly. A taste bud orgasm often results in an uncontrollable tongue.

Dude, those cookies your Grandma made were so good that I had a taste bud orgasm.

That chocolate cake was so moist and delicious I think I might have had a few taste bud orgasms.

by Dr.J-Pepper February 17, 2015

male orgasm

you barely feel the cum, it is a very intense pressure in the upper legs, like a massage without feeling the person's hand at all and there is no knot, it lasts for about 5 seconds and it makes you forget you will die and forget how to think. you get tired and just want to sleep after.

hey the other night i had the best male orgasm of my life, the pressure was so intense i screamed.

by howtodefinethingsthewayitis November 16, 2020