up the pole

phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT).

- Is she up the pole ?
- Better ask Seymour that. (James Joyce:Ulysses,PICADOR,1998, p.23)

by Petyush March 27, 2005

pole dyke

adj: The Chick that wears the pants in a lesbian relationship. The lesbian that doesnt turn men on.
any chick that is stronger then any male, or speeks in a crazy low man voice like she is fooling someone.

Mostly seen in the wild wearing flannel with a almost mullet like haircut if not a full mullet "level 1 to 5". Sometime go by the name ROn.

In reality this word can be used pretty freely. Towards any ethnic race, In any situation.

"Nice F**king Dog,You F***king POLE DYKE"
Do you see how versatile this word is?

by RixJoe May 25, 2006

pole stroker

The act of stroking the cock of a gay man.

Jeremy is a pole stroker

by Kyle the Pimp April 5, 2003

painting the pole

Screwing a woman on her period.

My wife was on the rag so I was painting the pole last night.

by buzzman October 29, 2006

dirty pole

Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".

My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

pole smoker

Someone that performs fellatio at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.

My shit still has third degree burns from the runin with that pole smoker at The Necto.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Pole Position

getting the best booth at a club or restaurant or just having the advantage on anything aka the VIP treatment

*comes from car racing, having the most favorable position at the start of a race

*while sitting at a pimp corner booth at a club you got the "pole position"

*a good parking spot

by SuperThought October 1, 2003