lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

Crack lung

Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.

You hear eagle with his crack lung again?

by Lunger February 14, 2019

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

Break a lung!

Imperative. To wish someone a successful singing engagement. The choral equivalent of the theatrical imperative 'Break a leg!' (q.v.)

'I hope your choir recital goes well. Break a lung!'

by toddsschneider October 7, 2016

lung chunk

A phrase used to describe anything that is crusty or makes phlegm noises.

Chunk your chair over here, you big lung cookie.

by Sara Marie Wolfgram April 28, 2003

Fart lung

Fart lung is a phrase used when somebody farts in a room with other people in the room and they inhale the fart

Person 1- farts, Person 2-dude your going to give me fart lung

by Justheretomakeapoint February 5, 2022

jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos March 7, 2016