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office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.
1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".
by ferret March 2, 2007
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Oval Office

a slang term for the vagina
by Iron Balls September 8, 2006
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officespace

(v)To destroy something, especially if it has been an annoyance to you. Inspired by the movie Officespace.
Man, you wanna come help me officespace this old printer? It has been giving me problems for years!
by Traldan May 8, 2005
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Officer Flippers

southern teacher, generally found in New England Band Rooms, enjoys giving detentions and licking grundles, often found dressed in weird clothes. Goes also by Jamal.
Chris: Officer Flippers, can I go get a drink?
Officer Flippers: Now yal just shush Chris
(Everybody laughs)
by GrundleFudgeMan12345 March 18, 2010
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Office Jousting

1) A contest used to settle affairs of work place matters and/or to relief boredom.

Office chairs are used as horses while broomsticks are used as lances.
Office Jousting - Settling office disputes medieval ways
by Asian Sensation 123 September 14, 2011
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Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip
I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008
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Wasteman Official

an Official Wasteman; the process of making someone who is seemingly a waste, an official process whereby it becomes their title, making it more difficult for them to get away with their crimes of being a wasteman unscathed
"Check out the man consuming his own faeces"
"Yeh, I saw him earlier, that guy is a Wasteman Official"
by Willis McGee July 19, 2006
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