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Lian yu Oysters

Human testicles, served with a light dash of salt.
Kyle - I live on an island in the north China sea called Lian yu, its mandarin for purgatory. It's basically a living hell where I have learned how to survive by doing whatever necessary.
Normal Person - isn't that where Lian yu Oysters are made?
by Chaz Stones March 22, 2020
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Oyster

The slow accumulation of semen in a woman's underwear following a man's ejaculation inside of the vagina when she stands up after reapplying said underwear
1. Yeah, the sex was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.

2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.

3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
by Savvy and Twat April 25, 2014
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Osterville, Ma

a village in cape cod.

one of the wealthiest and most beautiful villages in massachusetts.

most known as a summer vacation spot. a quaint beach town with pleasant preppy reisdents, country clubs, Rolls Royces, and beautiful sailboats.
Osterville, Ma. The pride and joy of Cape Cod.

Reisdents of Osterville, Ma are "Blissfully unaware"
by capecodlover March 31, 2005
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ovester

A contrived word used in place of 'semester' by some ignorant feminists who think 'semester' has something to do with semen. It doesn't. 'Semester' comes from the Latin 'cursus semestris', meaning 'a course of 6 months'. 'Semen' means 'seed' in Latin while 'ovum' means 'egg'.

Interestingly, 'seminar' actually does come from the same root as 'semen', so I guess they could argue about that instead, if they could convince people that eggs are better than seeds as a metaphor for ideas. Alternatively, they could do their research, stop being so paranoid and focus on contributing something useful to society. Such as making me a sandwich.
Feminist: This ovester is gonna be great, we're studying Sylvia Plath.

Rational human being: You mean this semester?

Feminist: DON'T SAY THAT WORD, IT MEANS SEMEN, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEMEN YOU TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY.

Rational human being: If you're insane enough to equate 'semester' with male oppression, surely 'ovester' is just female oppression? Isn't it about equality?

Feminist: Are you coming on to me?

Rational human being: *facepalm*
by JesusMcAwesome February 20, 2011
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Pavement Oyster

When the chimp escaped, Dad's pavement oysters were served to the zoo.
by LepraconMcPot April 12, 2009
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ostern

the enjoyment of sleeping with one's own underwear inside their mouth
by ben dover May 15, 2003
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mountain oyster

most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep

A sheep's testicles
You can't eat mountain oysters...unless you're into that.
by ikayama October 10, 2004
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