ostern

the enjoyment of sleeping with one's own underwear inside their mouth

by ben dover May 15, 2003

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

Osteentatious

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Osterized

The act of being completely dominated in every aspect, and embarrassed beyond recognition. Most generally used in sporting events, and ends with subjects leaving the area with their tail tucked between their legs.

McIntosh got completely Osterized in Basketball, it wasn't even a close game.

by Osters April 20, 2010

Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Joel Osteen

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

ostentatious ostriches

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

by slimjim256 September 25, 2012