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Punching Nuns

1. Punching kind women who have sworn to devote their lives to God
2. Women after God's own heart who are highly trained in combat
1. "DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THOSE NICE OLD LADIES?"

"I'm Punching Nuns."

2. "You best not mess with that church, they've got the best Punching Nuns in all the land!"

"Yeah last week when so-so didn't put a lot in the collection plate for donations, he got nun-punched right in the gut, he

almost saw Jesus!"
by LuciusLycaonia February 27, 2022
mugGet the Punching Nunsmug.

scrut nun

Me scrut nun is stickyk
by Thebigdickenrgyfella January 21, 2019
mugGet the scrut nunmug.

Nun fucker

He's a nun fucker.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
mugGet the Nun fuckermug.

nuns breed

A nuns breed is sumone who likes to be silly
When your friends try and make you get in trouble you nuns breed
by Odonohue77 November 23, 2013
mugGet the nuns breedmug.

Flying Nun

When a girl's pussy kisses your eyeball, like a reverse teabag Her clit lands on your eye and takes off again
I was asleep and woke up with a clit on my eye! She gave me a Flying Nun!
by Mr Blawt November 3, 2023
mugGet the Flying Nunmug.

nun squad

Woah dude look at that nun squad their getting high
by Allypink October 7, 2015
mugGet the nun squadmug.

Nun

A British slang term for "vagina". Somes also "nunny".
Tiffy went crazy at the party last night. We could see her nun when she was bending over!
by AjFax November 24, 2019
mugGet the Nunmug.

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