Lumberjacking

Jacking off in the morning with your morning wood

Friend #1:"bro I woke up this morning and ended up Lumberjacking"
Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"

by Danny_hboneswag May 18, 2015

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Lumberjack Coffee

A dark roast of coffee sweetened by maple syrup

M: Bruh, watcha drinkin'

AH: Just sippin' some Lumberjack Coffee from my flannel patterned mug!

by artfoxMS September 3, 2016

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Lumberjacking

A code name developed in many middle schools for jacking off.

*whispers to friend* " Hey Bob last night I was lumberjacking to some hot clown porn... That's the best. "

by Scruffy Luke The Wise November 16, 2016

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lumberjack build

Typically when a man or women has wide shoulders, big arms, and small beer belly

That boy is hot

Yea he's totally rocking that lumberjack build

by Patrick Miller December 11, 2016

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Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe July 4, 2016

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