bologna nipple

When a chick's nipple is so huge it covers her entire tit, like a big ol' slice of bologna.

Dseeamn cunt, you gotta gimme some fuckin bread and mayo before i suck on your big ass bologna nipples!

by jut March 11, 2003

back nipples

The two bumps created by a girl's bra strap on her back.

Her back nipples smelled of butter

by Yeggypan McDormand June 15, 2008

nipples and teeth

A misheard version of the phrase "el positive." Means "things are going great!" or "That's great!"

Whoa man, nipples and teeth! I'm so excited for you!

by Dubya Tea Em November 30, 2010

Nipple Stick

Someone who is an asshole and is as unwanted or unneeded as a stick upon your nipple.

Greg: "Man that guy's a nipple stick."
Steve: "Why What'd he do?"
Greg: "He tried to fight me cuz he thought I was fuckin' his girlfriend."
Steve: "Wow, he is a nipple stick."

by SwagmasterCoconuthead May 27, 2013

Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

Dusky Nipple

A Dusky Nipple is a were-nipple. This particular form of nipple only appears in the hours of dusk

He wrapped his plump lips around his dusky nipple

by dusky nipple June 1, 2015

Arthur's nipples

An arthur's nipple is usualy a nipple that is hard due to hornyness or coldness. An arthur's nipple usually stands out when wearing any type of clothing, even sweater and jackets.

Damn, look at the arthur's nipples. that guy must be really horny!

by Big teetees May 27, 2010