Californian necktie

when someone slits another guys throat and pulls his toung out of his neck to make it look like a necktie

that guy hit on my girlfriend so i gave him a californian necktie

by Natalie J April 27, 2008

Necktit

A Freudian typo intended for necktie, but improves the sentence dramatically.

And necktits for miles and miles. Oh, oops. Now I can't stop thinking about motorboating a pair of tits wrapped around my neck.

by tadhoo November 29, 2015

Nigerian Necktie

A term used in southern Nigeria when a white man is lynched for appearing superior.

i.e. A result of Eugenics

"Just look at him: He needs a Nigerian Necktie."

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

rubber necking

Euphemism used by the euroraepean people, to surreptiously confuse the act of motorists, gaping at traffic accidents with enough intensity to slow down progression and clog traffic arteries, with the more nefarious act, of gaining proximal social cohesion and integrity, via thepleasures of viewing disaster spectacles, communally. The term's allusive name is meant to make the listner picture a person with an actual rubber neck, thus burying the term's real significance in an air of comedic ignorance for those uninitiated in the peculiarities of the "culture."

The rubber necking motorists, crammed bumper to bumper in the street, shared a psychic ecstacy, at the sight of the mangled crash victims being pulled from the wreckage . The drivers' and passengers' pulses began to race in time at the spectacle, and their elavated rush of adrenaline would, much later, reveal its latent effects, in the high-pitched laughter and general joviality, of those who had earlier witnessed the dismal scene.

by ancestaera January 15, 2020

Necking

When you're getting blown so hard, it goes down her throat into her neck.

Shelia was awesome, I skullfucked her so hard we were necking.

by TheGoyWonder October 15, 2017

Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

by Dog lips November 4, 2017

rubber necking

A bloke who stands at a bar and loses control over the motor functions in his neck as birds walk past, hence the term 'rubber'necking.

Simo and roni at the boardwalk on a friday night...

Simo: "Check her out"

Ron: "man I am rubber necking tonight you?"

by ronisize February 12, 2006