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Noosh

Noun. (Douche + Noob= Noosh)

A person who is usually described as, 'stupid', 'annoying', 'clueless'; related to the noun, 'Tool'. A noosh can be a male or female. A Noosh will tend to be immature.
Chase thought eating chapstick would make his penis larger, what a NOOSH.
by Paris Hilton (MOB THICK) January 21, 2010
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novocaine

The process of getting head, cuming in the girls mouth, then followed by a swift uppercut to the jaw.
Chris just gave some great novocaine to Judy.
by girthgiver June 29, 2011
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novo

anybody who is challenged in any way or form; one who is not in their normal state of mind.
*guy walks by singing loudly to himself*
girl: that guy is such a novo.
guy: you are right, he is just too weird.
by firebirdhp November 28, 2010
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NOOSH

abby wise: * poke* Instead of sayin POKE ill say NOOSH!
by abby wise March 27, 2008
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novotny

When a teenage male preforms oral sex on a pre-teen female.
13 year old Jonas gave novotny to 12 year old Alexandra last night.
by NinjaXC69 May 10, 2011
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f noosh

1) plural of fn (the fanny) 2)a hybrid of both genitals
'holy moley I see a field of female f noosh'
'lord all mighty you have a funny f noosh'
by Bo'diddly November 10, 2003
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Pomeranian Butt Noose

A four step process of entertainment in which:

1. One finds oneself with (or intentially induces) anal prolapse (also known as the pink sock).
2. One uses the protruding intestine to choke out a Pomeranian dog.
3. One grabs the unconscious Pomeranian by the hind legs and proceeds to swing it around, hitting it against anything and anyone.
4. One throws away the bloody pulp of a dog once it resembles the pink sock, preferably in public.
"I don't know if it was those biscuits I ate, or the Pomeranian Butt Noose... but I'm not feelin' so good."

"'When you see a Pomeranian, don't you just want to choke it out with your inverted intestine and beat the unconscious body into a pulp?'

'Obviously, dude... What did you think we were doing at the dog parks every Saturday?'"
by oooooKay Cizzzzzle October 28, 2010
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