Comment Turnover

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be completely wiped off your facebook wall due to newer comments.

"Crap, my girlfriend left me a comment thats gonna make me look like a puss in front of everyone."

"yeah, looks like you've got poor comment turnover so it'll be around for a while!"

by KillaKobra October 15, 2009

Comment regret

Regretting that you commented something on Facebook, because the whole exchange of comments made you look stupid, ignorant or the like ...or just because the conversation got way more complicated than you had imagined.

When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret

by AntonU August 22, 2011

comment fisher

a person on myspace, xanga, or any other comment enabled bogging sites that practically exists for the act of asking for as many comments as possible while being annoying in the process.

guy 1:dude, that chick is a total comment fisher
guy 2:no she's not
guy 1:how many times has she asked you to leave her a comment
guy 2:everytime we talk
guy 1:my point exactly

by Vidal September 17, 2006

Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.

Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"

by JohnTheFishaman June 17, 2010

Comment Clash

Extensive arguments that take place in the 'Commentary' of a YouTube video. Usually regarding politics or racism.

I was interested to see what others thought of 'The Evolution of Dance' video, but then I saw yet another comment clash over racism in the United States was taking place.

by Hank White February 21, 2009

blonde comments

stating a phrase that doesn't make sense
...see Andrei

Andrei on his own cell phone: Hey what's up....oh shit! I think I left my cell phone at the bowling alley.
Other person: ummm...you are talking on your cell right now..duh!

by aight September 8, 2004

comment-versating

When you have a full conversation with someone on facebook, only its done by continualy commenting back and forth on someone's profile, picture, or status.

Yesterday I commented on his status and an hour later We were still comment-versating about the party last night.

by Zandlo January 12, 2009