Nerd 

Nerd is just a classification created by idiots. Myself, am often classified as one. But what keeps "nerds" from classifying jocks or others as "nerds"? Goddamn people..

He was classfied as a nerd just because he liked video game music.

Nerd by Sand October 15, 2006

Nerd 

If your IQ is more than your weight

My IQ is 120-something and I weigh 150, so i'm coo.

Nerd by Anonymous October 15, 2006

NERD 

Not
Even
Remotely
Dorky

Made famous by The Simpsons.

Homer: Hook it up, nerd!
Professor: To me, Nerd, means Not Even Remotely Dorky.
(or whatever the script was)

NERD by Persephone~ August 14, 2009

nerd 

a synonym to gonorrhea. Or any kind of STD that makes your dick itch.

I'm sorry Desiree you've been diagnosed with nerd, your dick will itch for the rest of your life.

nerd by funkzzz August 7, 2010

Nerd 

Someone who does exams as if playing a game.

The Nerd raced through the exam and got a high-score LIKE A BOSS

Nerd by mrlolbow November 7, 2012

nerd 

Someone who is more interested in computers or star wars or d&D than fashion, music, or social life. It is not to be one. Please do not be one. I was there and have risen up out of nerddom and am much happier for the fact of that. Please put down the O'Reilly book, turn off Star Wars, put away the Pokemon cards, take off the tie, and start becoming more outgoing. You will thank me.

Being a nerd is not a good thing. Being proud of it is worse.

nerd by Snakes on Plane October 19, 2006

nerd 

those who inhabit the internet and talk about video games, and complain about stupid crap that the average populous doesn't care about.

half of the people who write these definitions are nerds

nerd by Whoops October 15, 2006