Nascar Surfing

A person that claims to surf but can only ride one direction left OR right.

Joey is always out in the line up nascar surfing, he sits on the left side and rides right cause that's the only way that kook can turn

Nascar Surfing by follow the leader January 22, 2011

NASCAR 14 

1. This is the third game by ETX
2. Dave Thompson made this game

3. It doesn't matter where you are on the track you will wall glitch

4. The update for the game made it worse
5. Racing on plate tracks is impossible
6. This is the only game where you can say "bubble" while angry
7. The only game that has sound cut out every race
8. The league races within the game are rigged

Person #1: Hey did you play NASCAR 14 yet?
Person #2: Yeah and I rage quited the game was so bad

NASCAR 14 by agywnd February 2, 2015

NASCAR and chill 

Like Netflix and chill, but for rednecks on Sundays. It means that you are going to go over to your partners house and fuck with NASCAR in the background.

Woman: What ya wanna do after church?
Man: NASCAR and chill.

(Note: Use of this phrase is not a guarantee of sexual activity or satisfaction. Sometimes it can just mean the man wants to be left alone to watch NASCAR. )

NASCAR and chill by Daver Dave June 8, 2016

NASCAR Dick

When a penis has a hard left bend to it when erect.

The guy from the FakeHospital videos, yeah he has NASCAR Dick

NASCAR Dick by Picax8398 February 20, 2018

NASCAR Marathon 

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

NASCAR Marathon by searscadillac March 10, 2011

Nascar chalice 

The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.

Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?

Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.

Nascar chalice by Sluggles March 19, 2017

NASCAR Soda 

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

NASCAR Soda by Ceramic_Spent February 4, 2022