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Musong

Noun: a) an individual who never returns a phone call.
Verb: b) To elude, avoid, for curious and peculiar personal reasons

Pronounced mooooo, like the cow says mooooo, and song, like fong with an s, forming musong. Sometimes pronounced muson' in parts of the Southern United States

Etymology: This word is derived from two parts: 1, Mu, the Japanese and Korean word which can mean "no," "none," "without," and "no meaning." and Song, which describes the act of pleasant sound, a sound you want to hear, emanating from an open mouth.
The guy at the parts department musonged me before I could do anything about it.

I've been trying to call him all week, but he's a musong.
by ProjectMusong April 8, 2009
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mutant dick

A cock sucker that pretends to be your friend but then takes advantage of you and overall influences your behaviour and peer pressures you into doing shitty things and will lie to get himself out of trouble. Also doesn't give two shits about you.
*Adam* "Luke made me vandalise my teachers house with him. he ran of and I got the blame."
*Ambrose*" what a mutant dick!"
by dcswansemangle February 25, 2015
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mutant genitalia

Having a Nigerian sized penis while at the same time having the body of an eleven year old. it's a pretty horrific sight when someone with mutant genitalia is completely nude.
"Dude, did you see George in gym today? His mutant genitalia is so disgusting!"
by MRGN FRMN October 26, 2015
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mutton bustin

Tappin tourist chicks till they bust.
We're going to the local pub for some mutton bustin.
by Togoofy1 July 16, 2016
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The Mutant Creep

the art of drunkenly walking down the street late at night around a bar infused neighborhood looking to get it poppin with a female
Bob and Jimmy were striking out at the cluuub, so they decided to do the mutant creep down 3rd avenue
by Mutanex July 23, 2010
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teenage mutant ninja hobos

Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!

The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?

Tim: Yeah.

The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
by wartotheend69 December 16, 2011
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slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake
Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.
by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018
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