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Noun: a) an individual who never returns a phone call.
Verb: b) To elude, avoid, for curious and peculiar personal reasons

Pronounced mooooo, like the cow says mooooo, and song, like fong with an s, forming musong. Sometimes pronounced muson' in parts of the Southern United States

Etymology: This word is derived from two parts: 1, Mu, the Japanese and Korean word which can mean "no," "none," "without," and "no meaning." and Song, which describes the act of pleasant sound, a sound you want to hear, emanating from an open mouth.
The guy at the parts department musonged me before I could do anything about it.

I've been trying to call him all week, but he's a musong.
Musong by ProjectMusong April 8, 2009
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Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011
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musogynist 

a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against Muslims.
why are you a musogynist
musogynist by GuardianPM June 11, 2017

MasonGraphic

A 15 year old boy who was abused by his dad and his mother left him and he now makes YouTube videos on the internet and tries to help his viewers with depression and help them see good things in life. He is a loving man.
MasonGraphic is a YouTuber
MasonGraphic by MasonGraphicFAN December 30, 2013
The best damn human alive. He is a apex predictor. A romantic genius, a talented person.
some say he was there in the beginning and has already seen the end. He has legend spanning the beginning of human history
I just saw the legendary Muwonge
muwonge by Bob Chanda October 6, 2020
1. To be perusing your mind -- as in searching for thoughts. Mind-perusing. Mirusing. Musing.

2. The act of listening to music by the band Muse.
Hey window-buddy, do you like this music I'm jamming out to right now? I'm totally musing it up.
Musing by woozzi March 19, 2012

masongsong 

masongsongs are known to be hot, wild, hard, and dark colored. When seeing a masongsong, one may get an erection from it's powerful mating calls. There are various types of masongsongs but most are known for their friendliness. Although may appear innocent, they often show off their well formed bodies. Both male and female masongsongs do not get angered easily, but if provoked will attack and shank. A masongsong gets a boner 24/7 and dislikes any form of homosexuality.
“Ugh, that masongsong is so sexy, can you see my wank rise?"
masongsong by Johnnyhamham August 1, 2011
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