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Noun: a) an individual who never returns a phone call.
Verb: b) To elude, avoid, for curious and peculiar personal reasons

Pronounced mooooo, like the cow says mooooo, and song, like fong with an s, forming musong. Sometimes pronounced muson' in parts of the Southern United States

Etymology: This word is derived from two parts: 1, Mu, the Japanese and Korean word which can mean "no," "none," "without," and "no meaning." and Song, which describes the act of pleasant sound, a sound you want to hear, emanating from an open mouth.
The guy at the parts department musonged me before I could do anything about it.

I've been trying to call him all week, but he's a musong.
Musong by ProjectMusong April 8, 2009
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Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011
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musogynist 

a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against Muslims.
why are you a musogynist
musogynist by GuardianPM June 11, 2017

MasonGraphic

A 15 year old boy who was abused by his dad and his mother left him and he now makes YouTube videos on the internet and tries to help his viewers with depression and help them see good things in life. He is a loving man.
MasonGraphic is a YouTuber
MasonGraphic by MasonGraphicFAN December 30, 2013
The best damn human alive. He is a apex predictor. A romantic genius, a talented person.
some say he was there in the beginning and has already seen the end. He has legend spanning the beginning of human history
I just saw the legendary Muwonge
muwonge by Bob Chanda October 6, 2020
1. To be perusing your mind -- as in searching for thoughts. Mind-perusing. Mirusing. Musing.

2. The act of listening to music by the band Muse.
Hey window-buddy, do you like this music I'm jamming out to right now? I'm totally musing it up.
Musing by woozzi March 19, 2012

masongsong 

masongsongs are known to be hot, wild, hard, and dark colored. When seeing a masongsong, one may get an erection from it's powerful mating calls. There are various types of masongsongs but most are known for their friendliness. Although may appear innocent, they often show off their well formed bodies. Both male and female masongsongs do not get angered easily, but if provoked will attack and shank. A masongsong gets a boner 24/7 and dislikes any form of homosexuality.
“Ugh, that masongsong is so sexy, can you see my wank rise?"
masongsong by Johnnyhamham August 1, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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