Maskne

The teenage acne you get from wearing a mask all day

Man look at the Maskne I’m getting from this dang mask I’m having to wear at work

by Sherrybaby June 25, 2020

dogtanian and the muskerhounds

The shittest cartoon series ever shown on the BBC. Was based on the '3 musketeers' by Dumas except in this all the characters were dogs or cats or fucking sheep or something which gives us the clever title. Went on and on and on and on for fucking months without ever getting anywhere.
The animation was shite and the 'dogtanian' character had a really irritating squeeky yank voice

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

musketards

a group of three retards who usually wear the same clothes or garments. Musketards dont usually converse with other people and are very unsocialable.

guy 1: who are those three retards??
guy 2: uh those are just some musketards

by evona145 February 3, 2010

musketards

a group of 3 unsociable friends. these musketards are usually referred to as reatrds in the workplace or school. musketards never interact with anyone not included in the musketard grouping.

chris: who are those 3 retards that never talk to anyone?

sarah: oh they are just the new musketards..

by fineva February 3, 2010

musketeering

When three men get naked and swordfight with their genitalia.

At camp, my best friends Scott and Dave and I engaged in a bit of musketeering.

by Isi Sirius December 15, 2012

musked

A "musked" tweet--one that someone deletes right after realizing how unpopular it is, hoping no-one remembers.

"Damn, I was so wasted last night, I had those tweets musked under the rug before anyone screenshotted them!"

by Marcus Agalon November 7, 2022

Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

by Your.local.dumbass November 25, 2021