murph, murphed, murphing

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

Murphy's Mom

the most gorgeous celestial being on this plane of existence. somehow she gave birth to murphy, but we forgive her because she's hot

Murphys mom has got it goin on

by Liam February 17, 2004

Murphy's Whore

When you find the best looking prostitute in town, however you just ran out of money

Whore: Hey baby, I wanna party?

Fella: OMG YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! shit, where's my wallet?! NOOOoooooooo

Fella 2: That's Murphy's Whore for you...

by Guitarnish October 22, 2010

Eddie Murphy Syndrome

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(vb) to make great movies that are funny in the beginning of your career, then slowly whore yourself out to any studio willing to pay you money to make anything. Often includes dressing as a woman and/or obese person.

In 1994, the actor Eddie Murphy, was diagnosed with Eddie Murphy Syndrome. During the 1990's the disease became so debilitating that he soon was only capable of making sequels and movies for children. After a long battle with EMS in the early 2000's, he slowly began showing signs of recovery after having two life threatening breakouts in 2003 and again in 2007.

1983 Trading Places
1984 Beverly Hills Cop
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1988 Coming to America

1996 The Nutty Professor
1998 Doctor Dolittle
2000 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
2001 Shrek
2003 Daddy Day Care
2007 Norbit

by nupr October 10, 2012

Ryan Murphy

The biggest fucking troll on the planet. AKA the creator of Glee, American Horror Story and Nip/Tuck. Likes to fuck with the minds of impressionable youth everywhere. Dangles happiness like a carrot in front of people's mouths and yank it back at the last second. Is the crusher of hopes and dreams. (see not giving screen time to people, not giving ships a chance to sail. Not giving us a Kurt/Rachel spin off)

The type of man you want to to punch in the face and thank at the same time. Preferably punching really hard.

Could also be seen as a life ruiner.

"Ryan Murphy is such a fucking troll."
"Why"
"He gave us the carrot of a Kurt and Rachel spin off and then yanked it away like the asshole he is."

by Ryan Murphy Life Ruiner December 16, 2011

Murphy Burger

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above Cleveland Steamer. This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turd being lowered upon the turd smashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.

I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.

by Pirate Tom January 9, 2009

murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007