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mantail

a disgusting growth on the back of your head, rejects all the ladies and smells like 400 decomposing babies in death valley.
Person 1: Omg! Whats that on your head?! EW IM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU ANYMORE.
Person 2: Sorry! Its just my mantail!
by AsanteSwagger April 12, 2011
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mental breakdown

A situation where a mental breakdown occurs: (part one)

When your dad spills coffee over your very important papers, you have to turn into your teachers - even when you told him to be careful.

This just happened and after he went out, I cried and now I'm stress eating. I've already eaten two packages of noodles, lots of bread and two big (ass) cookies and now I'm heading for the third one.

to have a mental breakdown:

itmight silence you and when someone say too much, you just can't hold it in anymore and you might snap (not meaning to).

Everybody, please forgive the person, they're just having a hard time:(

(if you see somebody crying in the club, please slide a big ass chocolate cookie their way - no explaining needed)
MENTAL BREAKDOWN SITUATION:
your teacher just yelled at you. they yelled something disrespectful. and it's your favorite teacher.

CURRENT mission: head to the bathroom and when you've locked the door. go ahead and cry
by SEEYOUONTHEOTHERSIDE December 12, 2019
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Lightskin Mentality

When a Lightskin takes innovative to spread their overconfidence on others to prove that their a superior being
Linna - You're ugly and I'm a bad bitch get mad stay mad

Jay - That's that lightskin mentality
by Exaxt July 24, 2020
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mental

An adjective used to describe something pertaining to brain activity that is now used by gen z as a noun.
"I have been practicing a lot so I just need to work on my mental."
"We just need to make sure our mental is strong."
by _(N0S)_ May 13, 2019
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mental sex

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.
When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.
by mmm August 22, 2003
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mental vomit

A phrase coined by word guru Drew Miller (See Garbage Pants).

The product of one not knowing the answer to a question(s) on an exam and attempting to acquire some amount of credit (usually meager) by "vomiting" whatever knowledge of the subject they have onto the paper. This desperate but clever measure usually results in a paper peppered with red question marks and the occasional red circle over whatever small portion of the answer was relevant to the question.
My answers to the last 3 questions were pure mental vomit.
by MiKeen October 6, 2004
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Mental Floss

1.

(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.

(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.

2.

(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.

(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.
1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.

2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’
by Mickey Nation January 8, 2008
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