the musket

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.

Dik gives his dog the musket every night.

by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008

Munkey

A little jew who needs pubs and sucks at socom

Glitch Munkey: Rskillz can you share some pubs?
Rskillz: Get your own.

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

crunkey munkey

a munkey which is crunkey, if you are to come across a munkey that is crunkey approach with caution, and prepare to get funkey. better back up yo trunkey coz that munkey love humpey

man dat crunkey munkey got ass

by ballsman69 July 24, 2011

Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

munkee

Kind of like hot chickunz, but even HOTTER.

You're da biggest munkee in da hol waad wurrrrld.

by chickunman June 14, 2003

Musket

When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.

She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

monket

a monkey-like creature with no legs.

Oh no! That monket is about to steal our parsnip plantation!

by acous July 17, 2003