mosquitoes

a disgrace to humanity

"mosquitoes are HORRIBLE, I HATE MOSQUITOES"

by $oda Tabz June 20, 2025

Mosquito

A person who yaps in your ear all the time to your dismay

Grace is such a mosquito when she talks about winning the soccer championship

by Julian_kissme August 27, 2025

Mosquitoing

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.

“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”

by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

russian mosquito

When a woman is eaten out while on her period.

Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.

by kat-geo May 26, 2016

Drama Mosquito

A person who flocks to drama or tries to cause drama over a small event

"All I did was say I dont think Donald Trump is the best president and now I have drama mosquito over here yelling at me over it"

by Green OakTM February 4, 2017

swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 2, 2017