Mortaley

The surname of that awesome, small group of mainly philosophers and teachers. The family resides in mostly Canada but there are far-out reachers who tend to travel the world before returning home. If there were any big question in life you can bet that the Mortaley's have already questioned it. This family also very much enjoys drinking and partying.

Mortaley 1 :"What is the meaning of life?"

Mortaley 2: "Stop thinking so much and take a drink already!"

by Iveris01 June 28, 2009

moral oral

Receiving a blow job without finishing (coming) in the others mouth

My girlfriend hates the taste of semen so she will only give me a moral oral

by Robby Spit July 1, 2012

mortal wound

A wound that will kill you in a matter of time

Gun inflict mortal wounds

by Weird_Waffle August 14, 2016

The Mortal Kombat Finisher

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter

Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.

by Jack S, and Gugi June 10, 2011

the moral compass

n.

The internal set of morals or the conscience that leads people to make good decisions. Often times this is a person in a group who's friends will turn to for advice for he will never lead them astray.

Guy: what should we do with this extra food?
Guy 2: I don't know, let's ask Landon, he's the moral compass! He'll know exactly what to do.

by Rockymountainnotthejuniorhigh July 20, 2014

morsal

A person who looks different in every picture.

Man your myspace looks like a straight Morsal!

by Morsal33523 November 1, 2006

Mortal Coil

The Mortal Coil is the understanding that we have been given the greatest gift, the gift of life, and with this gift we have also been given the knowledge that it will be taken away from us one day due to our mortality.

We all ,as conscious beings on this Earth, must come to our own terms with "The Mortal Coil".

by Shaun Kernahan October 16, 2008