monohomosapiensexual

When you are sexually attracted to one human and one human only.

Guy 1: "That girl is hot as fuck"
Guy 2: "nah"
Guy 1: "Dude are you gay?"
Guy 2: "No I'm monohomosapiensexual, I'm only attracted to one girl"

by monohomosapiensexual May 18, 2020

Monotaro

One of Monokuma’s fucking kids. I think Monotaro is the favorite

Some fucking dude:Do you have a favorite monokub?

Some other fucking dude:Yeah,Monotaro!

by Bunnytenko February 11, 2021

Month End

An excuse people in sales and marketing make to get out of meeting friends.

Ashish: I am in town. Let’s meet up!
Sood: Month end

by slyronit April 30, 2022

Expensive Month

The term used when there are five Friday's & Saturday's in one month to go out drinking. Months i.e in 2010 are January, July and October.

Jack (1st text on February 8th) - Where the hell did you get to at the weekend, we all had a wicked time :-)

Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(

Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{

Tom (No 2nd text)

by monk tha hola the wonk February 20, 2010

manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 March 13, 2014

tweark month

Tweark month is celebrated the whole month of February. Its where any guy/girl can tweark and not get hate for it.

Girl: *starts twearking at mall*
Guy walking by: you not supposed to be doing that here
Girl:its tweark month so yes i can

by Sjjdndhd October 1, 2019

Noose Month

During the month of January, you are allowed to hang anybody and anything that is considered to be shit.

Kid 1: "Where is Kyle?"

Kid 2: "It's Noose Month, he was a piece of shit so I hanged him."

by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019