misteress

a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress

"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."

"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"

by burkielicious July 20, 2008

Mister Clean

a man who can't be affected by suspicion of corruption or of bad character

Mister clean should quit while he is ahead and retire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2008

Mister Belch

The Lord our God.

We pray 3 times daily to Mister Belch.

by The Dictionary November 12, 2002

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

misterious guy

Simple, Kind, Intelligent, Creative, Reliable, Faithful, and has a Misterious personality.

Misterious guy

by Demon Eyes Kyo February 8, 2010

mistery elf

A mysterious elf

Whoa! That elf is mysterious!

by mistery_elf July 2, 2004

Mister

A Man sister. A Metrosexual best friend, or someone whom you and your boys always hang out with and insist on inviting everywhere even though they act like a bitch half the time.

Dave - "Is Greg gay? Cause he is cool but kinda feminine."
Steven - "No he is our Mister"
Dave - "Your what..?"
Steven - "He is our man sister."

by yinnyolivo June 16, 2011